Obama is NOT a dictator...

Here's how I reach the conclusion in the title above:



1. Bypassing congress to appoint a "recess appointment" while congress is in session, is not not dictatorial because ( add fabulous tale here )

2. Pressing for language in defense bill allowing detainment of US citizens without restriction, then signing the bill, then promising not to abuse is it is honest, honorable and not the least reminiscent of dark regimes because ( add fabulous spin here )

3. Telling Boeing not to open a factory in a certain state to protect unionized power sources is not beyond the constitutional definition of a role of a president because ( come up with a diversion and blame republicans here )

4. Passing a stimulus bill which allows the president to pick and choose winners and losers in the economy, having it blowing up in your face with Solindra, and failing miserably to stimulate the economy, while the media won't cover the issue doesn't show a dictator playing god with the economy because ( quick, add a Bush hateful reference and blame everyone of racism)

5. Orchestrate a criminal endeavor to trick the public to give up their guns and try to cover it up, say you know nothing of "fast and furious" isn't a demonstration of a dictator plotting against his own citizens because ( why are you people so racist again? )

6. Having the first lady preach the miserably stupid civilians of the magical Obama kingdom how stupid they are and that they are too fat to think isn't a demonstration of utter contempt for Americans because ( you people are fat assholes, eat carrots and let the first lady finish her triple milkshake and fries)

7. Setting up death panels and sending cancer patients home with a pain killer pill as a new centralized government mandated health system in place of existing private enterprise isn't dictatorial because ( watch it people, did we mention before we can detain you without warrant and without a time limit?)

8. Running campaigns to ruin private media people who don't toe the line from within the white house isn't dictatorial because (look - do you keep on making trouble? Do we need to re-educate you... errr... jumped the gun here, see next bullet point)

9. Indoctrination of children through "dear leader" curriculum at schools from day one of inauguration isn't dictatorial because ( repeat after me "Obama = good, questioning Obama = racist" )

You know seriously how Obama isn't a dictator? He spent the first 2 years having daily expensive parties at the white house, or on vacation, or on the golf course while his commie operatives were passing massive bills no one read - and is spending the remaining 2 years campaigning. Frankly, he isn't doing anything at all - except being the public face of a parasitical machine taking over our lives and eliminating freedom. There - I said it....