The New Liberal Lingo Lexicon

A few new phrases have surfaced lately, let's review what they mean:

* Increase Revenue: Raise Taxes

* Shared Sacrifice: Raise Taxes

* Balanced Approach: Raise Taxes

* Fair Share: Raise Taxes

* Tax Loop Holes: Raise Taxes

* Reduce Deficit: Raise Taxes

* Fix Health Care: Raise Taxes

* Government Cuts: A crime against humanity, murder of old ladies

* Negotiate Budget: (silence/birds chirping)

* Stimulus: Burn money on 'Green Jobs'

* Green Job: When US money is sent to China to build wind turbine which kills birds, breaks in a few months and doesn't produce enough energy to supply the factory which paid for the taxes raised to supply the green job (in China)

* Extremest: Anything right of Karl Marx